just imagine your crush masturbating to the thought of you and making little moans and whispering your name and jESUS I NEED TO SIT DOWN
i wish id never signed up to this website
BUT WHY WOULD YOU
If you’re feeling down please look at mario. He is giving you the thumbs up. Everything will be ok. It ok. Please be happy. I love you.
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
i’m giving away this viva la vida jacket i made a few years ago, i’m not sure if anyone really wants this but i’d rather give it away to another coldplayer who will use it rather than just throw it out!
- the jacket is a women’s size 6
- one reblog per person
- you don’t have to be following me, i don’t post a lot about coldplay anymore
- deadline is july 31 at midnight
- i’ll randomly pick a winner and you must have your ask box open so i can contact you!!
We updated the tumblr video player and added notifications whenever someone answers you ask.
Coldplay to play in Las Vegas @ the iHeartRadio Music Festival 2014 (x)
don’t u hate when u laugh because someone else is laughing but you don’t even know what they’re laughing about
Me in the club when Im tryna have a good time and boys rub they dick on me
if i die resurrect me with this video
if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video
im thinking about emailing this to my old ap enviro sci teacher, who was from australia, just for kicks
an emotional roller coaster from start to finish
1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK
reblogging this because even though it freaked me the eff out it was still the most epic one of these i’ve ever done.
I squealed when he whispered, OH GOD I COULDN’T STOP GIGGLING
I WAS GIGGLING TOO
My mom came in and thought I was crying, then I made her sit down and do this too c:
My room is full of invisible people. This is terrifying.
On a funny note I had my earbuds in the wrong ears, so they said the wrong sides xD
That actually tickled!!!
This is so freaky it’s not even funny. If you are even considering just scrolling down. YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO THIS. It is just amazing and I’m screaming and crying and I’d be okay if I just died right now.
the wisper made me jump a litlle…. O.O
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST EXPERIENCE
What did I just do?